What Would You Call It?

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office together in a small town. They put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones: Hysterias & Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign so the doctors changed it to, "Schizoids & Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either. In an effort to satisfy the council, the doctors changed the sign to, "Catatonics & High Colonics."

No good. Next, they tried, "Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives."

Thumbs down again. Then came, "Minds & Behinds."

Unacceptable, again! So they tried, "Analysis & Anal Cysts."

Not a chance. So "Nuts & Butts?"

No way. How about "Freaks & Cheeks?"

Still, no go. Maybe "Loons & Moons?"
Forget it.

Almost ready to admit defeat, the doctors finally came up with, "Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones: Odds & Ends."

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