I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works;that I know very well.
-Psalm 139:14++If you are reading by email or newsreader, click here to watch the video.++
I’m not that John, or that one. They sing better and are more memorable than me.
If a pastor preaches over 12 minutes, he's a windbag; if her sermon is short, she came unprepared.
If she gives her sermon in a quiet voice, she's a bore; if he puts feeling into his sermon, he's too emotional.
If the church budget is balanced, he's a good businessman; if he asks for money to balance the budget, he's greedy.
If she visits church members in their homes, she's nosy; if she doesn't, she's a snob and doesn't care.
If she's young, she's not experienced; if he's old, he should retire.
If he lives, the pastor at the church down the block is a better preacher and counselor than he is; if he dies, there was nobody like him and his equal will never be seen again.