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Another Round of Memes August 2026

There's no rhyme or reason to how I create memes. When I'm paying attention and think of something, I make something quickly BEFORE I FORGET IT! So, don't look for order here. Just laughs.  Stay blessed...john

Salvation is free, I'm not

Isn't this a funny example of being the light right where you are? Michael Jr has a good bit about being "over saved," squeezing religious talk into conversation. But this feels a little different.  View this post on Instagram A post shared by DaLaun Dillard (@ddillardtv) Stay blessed...john

The Promised Land

 Someone sent me the pilot episode of The Promised Land Series . It's hilarious. Think The Office meets Moses. I didn't even finish watching before I sent it to a few people I thought might enjoy it. So far, only the pilot episode is available. I'll be looking forward to a full season. Check it out: Stay blessed...john

And that's church sometimes

Here is some church stuff that popped in my mind this week. I can't promise any of this is not inspired by actual events or people. And this is probably the least accurate one this week. Stay blessed...john

Well done, pastor.

Hopefully, this happens more often than not.  Stay blessed...john

Me being viral

I posted this picture to the blog's Facebook page .  Within two days it reached over 31,000 Facebook users.  That represents this blog's best attempt at being viral.  So, did everyone think it was funny, or did they just want to convince me to actually do this one Sunday? You be the judge. Stay blessed...john

10 Things I Love More Than God

Oh, how I would love to show this video to you and have a little talk.  Since I can't do that, you'll just have to watch it on your own and let me know what you think. Blimey Cow may not be a good resource for everyone.  You have to be able to appreciate their approach to the topics they present.  That said, I'm putting it on my blog.  That should tell you what I think about it. ++If you're reading by email or news reader, click here to watch the video.++ After watching, did you find anything in there that applied to you? Let's hear it. Stay blessed...john

Are things getting serious for you?

Remember your baptism.  Stay blessed...john

Football is coming!

I've  told you before about one  of my favorite websites, but I don't think I've mentioned another.  In the last week or so, there's been a "Yo mama so Methodist" trend on  United Methodist Memes  (aforementioned other site).  Some of them have been pretty good.  So, I joined the trend and combined two of our favorite things: Methodism and football. I leave it to you to decide which order those should be arranged. If you're a good Methodist and a decent fan of football, you get it.  Stay blessed...john

I hope you like conference...

New music in church

I've been thinking about music a lot lately.  There's great opportunity at our church to expand our church's worship service.  It's exciting.  I couldn't help but think how awesome this group would make church worship. What do you think?

Preachers say the darndest things

Please use your children's sermon to train children, not entertain adults.

What's your reaction?

I told my friends I was not going to eat for 30 hours. They were all like.... Our church is hosting its first 30 Hour Famine .  We're pretty excited.  Long-time readers of the blog remember our other Famine days.  So, you know there's an anticipated haircut in everyone's mind.  It's amazing how church folk really want to help the youth reach their goal.   Have you ever participated in the 30 Hour Famine?  What was your experience?   Look for our Famine video next week.  Stay blessed...john

The Rock sings

Most people like O For a Thousand Tongues to Sing.  Until you tell them we're going to sing the whole thing! Stay blessed...john

God made a pastor to do what?

Apparently, pastors do more than put people to sleep.   ++If you are reading by email or news reader, click this link to learn why God made a pastor .++

What to do when church lasts 61 minutes

Please don't tell me this is you! Stay blessed...john

Something you don't know about your pastor

What you may not know is that this is something most pastors do right before we leave the office for the worship service. ++If you're reading by email or news reader, click here to watch the video.++

How does your new iPhone compare?

First saw this from Gavin Richardson via Facebook I don't blame Apple, really. Everyone knows you " got to give the people want they want ." And people want to feel like they have the best. People want to be in the know. People want the good stuff in life. And, you know, I could write a long post about being content blah, blah and blah.  But I don't have to.  There are two quick items I can bring your attention to that will do the speaking for me. Number 1: ...for I have learned to be content with whatever I have.I know what it is to have little, and I know what it is to have plenty. In any and all circumstances I have learned the secret of being well-fed and of going hungry, of having plenty and of being in need. I can do all things through him who strengthens me. Philippians 4:11b-13 Number 2: Jimmy Kimmel Live - First Look: iPhone 5 ++If you are reading by email or news reader, click here to watch the video.++ What else could I add to th...

It's a halo fad

Sorry, but I don't remember where I first saw this.  If you know, let me know so that others can know.  

A Quick Question About Nosy Peppers

If I were in the habit of telling jokes in my sermons, I would soooo want to find a way to fit this one in: Question: What does a nosy pepper do? Answer: Gets jalapeno business! Well, at least there are still Bible studies, meetings and blessings before meals.  Just pretend you didn't hear this one.