Understanding your procrastinator

This is for those of you who do not understand the mind of a procrastinator. 

Our--we procrastinators-- idea of time looks similar to this clock. 

You might think your favorite procrastinator is not doing anything until the last minute.  That is untrue.  Chances are you may only know of one thing your procrastinator has due in ten minutes.  More than likely they have been working on other things they have been putting off.

There is nothing any of us can do about it.  We just accept the fact that it is true, like when I first found out professional wrestling was fake. 

So, procrastinators, unite...eventually!  And, all others, bear with us.

Any bad procrastination stories?