Best excuses for missing church

"There is no excuse new under the sun," is what I think the Bible says.  You can imagine what excuses, both lame and crafty, a professor hears every semester.  This professor gave it some thought and came up with the excuses he would not accept for late work.  Tell the truth; how many of these have you had to use?

His list got me thinking: What excuses are unacceptable for missing church?  Are there good excuses?  Psalm 25 asks God to, "not remember the sins of my youth..."  Like the debilitating shame of buying a Justin Bieber CD?

Hmmm.  Now, I'm wondering if we should share those excuses or not.  Some of you might try them...again. 

Well, nonetheless, let's get to building an excuse list.  Stay blessed...john

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