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3/31/2009 0
Today in class we discussed the Psalms.  I thought I would share my three favorite Psalms. Yes, I know---a totally original thing to do. Watch now as the creativity flourishes....what's your favorite psalm?


The first favorite is the first written.  In my early faith days it was important to me to learn about everything I had been missing out on.  The day and night thing I tried to work on. I found out that doesn't always mean reading.
This was the first psalm I learned as a Christian.  
1 Blessed is the man
who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked
or stand in the way of sinners
or sit in the seat of mockers.
2 But his delight is in the law of the LORD,
and on his law he meditates day and night.

3 He is like a tree planted by streams of water,
which yields its fruit in season
and whose leaf does not wither.
Whatever he does prospers.

4 Not so the wicked!
They are like chaff
that the wind blows away.

5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked will perish.



Next, I would offer Psalm 63. I love the idea of verse 3 that reminds me that God's love trumps anything in this world.
1 O God, you are my God,
earnestly I seek you;
my soul thirsts for you,
my body longs for you,
in a dry and weary land
where there is no water.
2 I have seen you in the sanctuary
and beheld your power and your glory.

3 Because your love is better than life,
my lips will glorify you.

4 I will praise you as long as I live,
and in your name I will lift up my hands.

5 My soul will be satisfied as with the richest of foods;
with singing lips my mouth will praise you.

6 On my bed I remember you;
I think of you through the watches of the night.

7 Because you are my help,
I sing in the shadow of your wings.

8 My soul clings to you;
your right hand upholds me.

9 They who seek my life will be destroyed;
they will go down to the depths of the earth.

10 They will be given over to the sword
and become food for jackals.

11 But the king will rejoice in God;
all who swear by God's name will praise him,
while the mouths of liars will be silenced.


Finally, if I could only take these three with me on that deserted island everyone talks about, the last psalm would be number 118. Yes, that stone that was rejected has become the cornerstone. For that reason we, at least I will, rejoice and be glad in the day God has made. He has made his light to shine upon us!
1 Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good;
his love endures forever.

2 Let Israel say:
"His love endures forever."

3 Let the house of Aaron say:
"His love endures forever."

4 Let those who fear the LORD say:
"His love endures forever."

5 In my anguish I cried to the LORD,
and he answered by setting me free.

6 The LORD is with me; I will not be afraid.
What can man do to me?

7 The LORD is with me; he is my helper.
I will look in triumph on my enemies.

8 It is better to take refuge in the LORD
than to trust in man.

9 It is better to take refuge in the LORD
than to trust in princes.

10 All the nations surrounded me,
but in the name of the LORD I cut them off.

11 They surrounded me on every side,
but in the name of the LORD I cut them off.

12 They swarmed around me like bees,
but they died out as quickly as burning thorns;
in the name of the LORD I cut them off.

13 I was pushed back and about to fall,
but the LORD helped me.

14 The LORD is my strength and my song;
he has become my salvation.

15 Shouts of joy and victory
resound in the tents of the righteous:
"The LORD's right hand has done mighty things!

16 The LORD's right hand is lifted high;
the LORD's right hand has done mighty things!"

17 I will not die but live,
and will proclaim what the LORD has done.

18 The LORD has chastened me severely,
but he has not given me over to death.

19 Open for me the gates of righteousness;
I will enter and give thanks to the LORD.

20 This is the gate of the LORD
through which the righteous may enter.

21 I will give you thanks, for you answered me;
you have become my salvation.

22 The stone the builders rejected
has become the capstone;

23 the LORD has done this,
and it is marvelous in our eyes.

24 This is the day the LORD has made;
let us rejoice and be glad in it.

25 O LORD, save us;
O LORD, grant us success.

26 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the LORD.
From the house of the LORD we bless you. [a]

27 The LORD is God,
and he has made his light shine upon us.
With boughs in hand, join in the festal procession
up [b] to the horns of the altar.

28 You are my God, and I will give you thanks;
you are my God, and I will exalt you.

29 Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good;
his love endures forever.


Stay blessed...john

These are the days of our lives

3/31/2009 0
I can relate to most of the list.  Funny.

You know you're living in 2009 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
+KemMeyer

The family is going down!

3/31/2009 0

Vincent's Family

3/30/2009 0
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
* His obnoxious brother...............................Please Gogh
* His dizzy aunt.....................................Verti Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh
* The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stop’n Gogh
* The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh
* The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
* The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh
* His magician uncle..............................Wherediddy Gogh
* His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh
* The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh
* The nephew who drove a stage coach ..............Wellsfar Gogh
* The constipated uncle ..............................Kant Gogh
* The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh
* The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh
* His nephew psychoanalyst............................E. Gogh
* The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayta Gogh
* The little bouncy nephew............................Poe Gogh
* A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh
* His Italian uncle...................................Day Gogh
* And his niece who travels the country.......Winnie Bay Gogh

+rumors

Bruce Lee vs. Iron Man

3/30/2009 0
3/28/2009 0
song chart memes
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Wht's new down south

3/27/2009 0
The Southwest Texas Annual Conference has recently redesigned its website. Whew! I was never a fan of the constant flashing of images at the bottom of the screen. Their site again is umcswtx.org.

Stay blessed...john

What I've been doing and doing, and doing, and ....

3/27/2009 0
lucubrate
v. to study at night

The four year story of my life!
+futilitycloset

Access Denied

3/26/2009 0
Every so often I check Oak Haven’s site statistics. I have been interested (when I have had the chance!) in who has been visiting and what they have been doing. For these statistics Statcounter has been my choice for the past two years, but I recently (months ago) employed GoogleAnalytics; some of the drawbacks I found in Statcounter are made up with google’s tracking.

It was a sunny day when I was looking at how visitors got to the church site. For the most part, I noticed most of the referring sites. There was one in particular I wasn’t sure about. So, I was a little eager to see who or what was out there sending people our way. This referring site was a blogger account; that is the same platform used for Oak Haven’s site and this one. Hey, it works! Unfortunately, I was denied access into the site. There are legitimate reasons for blocking readers online. I didn’t apply for a pass to get in the site, but it did get me thinking.

To what extent do we deny “access” to others into church? Most churches talk the good game, but I’ve experienced how the talk is as far as it goes, if that. Of course, I’ve also seen and been a part of the money where the mouth is bunch. How do those characteristics impact the work of a particular local church? What I’m really asking is how good are we in going beyond merely inviting people to go to church by introducing them into the life of the church?

Maybe our Sunday school classes aren’t actually what we say they are and want them to be, or our potlucks aren’t quite the sweet reminder of Christian fellowship. Are our activities really open to everyone, and does our planning reflect that open invitation to, say. parents, working couples and/or those with certain physical needs? A negative impression of any of these ideas (and others) can immediately deter someone from coming back or ever participating….hearing the message of Christ.

I would hate for someone to decide to visit your/my church, and maybe even be a little eager about it, only to be denied access because you/I didn’t give enough thought or attention to how we can eliminate barriers that might reinforce bad assumptions about the church or help to prevent their participation. So, tomorrow I’m going to take a new walk around our church, look at some bulletins and other program pieces and consider some of our regularly scheduled activities to envision how they might be perceived from a newcomer’s perspective. Still being the new guy, I’ve had the chance to do this quite a bit. There are things I’ve been planning to address some of those things I have noticed, but the practice is always useful to continue.


Bring a notepad with you and look at everything; don’t worry if you miss something because you’ll be back doing this again some other time. You might even decide to drop in on other activities in your church to get a feel for some of these things. We’ll have to talk later about what to do with your observations. I surely don’t want you going around criticizing the work of other people without carefully evaluating what is happening. Another thing you can do is consider some of your access denied stories. I can tell you a couple about being rejected and given some of those looks. That’s another post.

Stay blessed…john

Monk Metal

3/21/2009 0

The New Ignatius

3/20/2009 0
This is a ten minute video.  It is a great take on some of the things I have wanted so desperately for churches to realize about their relationship to young people.  Those of you who may have had to endure that spill a few times will know how this really jerks me.  The video is good though; I think it would be something good to offer volunteers and others who work with youth.  A few pastors might even benefit from it.  Stay blessed...john

Ignatius from travis hawkins on Vimeo.+morethandodgeball

At least change the names!

3/16/2009 0
I purposely try not to do this too much. Let’s face it there are some things that are too good (really, that are just too universal) to pass up. Gloria usually comes out on the “winning” side if/when I do let one of these slip—sure I’m a lot of things, but outright dumb is not one of them. So, you pastors out there: how much do you let home stuff creep into sermons and lessons?

+thewilderness

Take Up Your Cross

3/15/2009 0

Jesus' Birth Explained

3/14/2009 0
Wow! It all makes sense now. No need to finish the last two years of seminary now :)

Truth

3/09/2009 0

What Gorilla?

3/09/2009 0

Undone-Etch-A-Sketch Gone Bad

3/08/2009 0

Lost and Found

3/07/2009 0
My Emmaus Walk table group name was Lost and Found...
Good video!

Giving up giving up

3/06/2009 0
Here's a post appropriate for our Lenten season. It talks about giving stuff up for Lent. Actually, it is about giving up giving up something for Lent. Make sense? My only issue is with the #2 Chocolate Ain't a Cross theory.

Read it here and enjoy. Stay blessed...john

Thanks

3/06/2009 0

Urban Camouflage

3/05/2009 0
See all the fun here: Urban Camouflage



You Too Can Be Holy

3/05/2009 0
It's the Jesus Lamp! I'm wondering if these can be adjusted. Something to go right behind the pulpit would work a little more for me. But I would still be certainly willing to use it for studying. This could be for the saint who is having the bad day. You can still keep up your image for all to see!
+Interior Design


1 Peter 1:15-16
But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you
do; 16for it is written: "Be holy, because I am holy."



As I was writing I rememberd this picture:

Nite, Nite Sweetheart

3/04/2009 0
So this isn't the faithful dedication of one's day to God that I have in mind when I hear this prayer. But it's pretty funny. "See you in the morning...maybe...I don't know." Hilarious.




+Crazy Christian Clips

Readibility

3/03/2009 0
I wonder if my church members think they need something like this for some of our sermons? It looks like it could be a great tool. But how will I learn how to loose 106 lbs in two days or pay off my debt on someone else's credit if we get rid of all the junk around what we're reading on a website?


+swissmiss

For Sunday

3/03/2009 0

Thanks Grandma

3/03/2009 0
From an email:
Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her:

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth.
'It's called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds.

And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

Giving Back

3/03/2009 0


This guy was big when we were in school.  Things haven't changed too much.  I'm happy for him and and excited that Galveston is getting this.  Let's think: are these the biggest sports names that the island has had at one time?  I think so.  This will be a great event!

Gloria and I have been wanting to get there so bad to help do something.  I will say that volunteers and agencies like UMCOR (I'm not sure which others to name, yet, but I will) have begun work on my family's house.  They've done excellent work in a short amount of time.  It's like they're getting a new home.  

And since we're talking about home.  I'm got a hold of another classmate ('96!) that I hadn't seen since graduating.  Go check out his site.  I'm happy about what he's doing as well.
The city of Galveston will be able to celebrate the career of native son Casey Hampton later this month. In return, he’s giving back to the island.

Hampton, a Ball High and University of Texas grad who just won his second Super Bowl as a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers, will be honored at a relief benefit dinner March 27 at the Pelican Club at Gaido’s Restaurant. The next day, Hampton will be featured in a parade through Galveston and have his football jersey number retired at Ball High School./blockquote>


Read the entire article here: Weekend events to honor Ball grad Hampton  Stay blessed...john

A Flat Miracle

3/02/2009 0
We’ve participated in the Flat Stanley adventures. Last year Ashlei’s class was given the project. Stanley traveled to McAllen to visit our family down there. I don’t think his time in the Valley was anywhere near the excitement he found in New York:

“Hello Gina, It's taken me a long time to write … I went to New York! Here are a couple photos when I visited Times Square. It's full of lights and big billboards. Then I saw the Empire State Building. Amazing! After that, I was on a plane that landed in the river near New York. At the time I was in Eric's briefcase. Luckily he carried me off the plane! … What an adventure! I'm safe and dry now … and no need for you to worry … Your friend, Flat Stanley.”

What's My Line

3/02/2009 0
Movie bloopers are fun to watch. Initially, if you waited for the credits to run after the movie you would be able to watch the gag reels. Suddenly, bloopers and outtakes are common features to any movie on DVD. There’s something human about watching our favorite actors stumble through lines and scenes. The final productions play out so perfectly that sometimes we forget it took months, sometimes years to get through all the blunders, mishaps and other logistical aspects. If anything, we can remind ourselves that the most perfect actor or story told on the silver screen isn’t all perfect.

There is a misconception that the Bible is full of people who have it all together. Is the Bible a blooper reel? No, but in studying the Bible we find the most vivid examples of people stumbling through life and their relationship with God. These bloopers aren’t always very funny. They can, however, provide insight into how we live our lives. Our circumstances may not mirror biblical characters, but they often parallel. We can learn from the struggles, doubts, mistakes and victories found in the text. Select a biblical character to relate to and see what your faith can learn.