1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want...
I have been forwarded this video several times over the past few weeks. Many of you have probably seen it. But have you seen the second one. Someone sent it to me this morning.When we lived in the Valley there was a local Christian radio station (KVMV 96.9). It was cool having a station like that. There were always concerts going on; and they weren't the real expensive ones. Most were in churches or other auditoriums. Gloria and I would go a lot. ...
The story says that a young waitress in a small Georgia town was working late one night. There was a young truck driver came in who was facing an arrest. His offense was not too serious; his truck was overloaded. The young man wanted to call his boss before he went to jail to inform him of the situation. Not having any change to make a call it looked like he may have had to wait a little longer for his release.For whatever reason, the waitress walked the...
Adventures in Revland first did this (that I saw) and I thought it was an alright thing to do.I wrote these out in my mind long before I ever wrote them here. As the writing continued I noticed it became very therapeutic. And away we go....I confess that writing this was entirely too much fun.I confess I dislike church meetings.I confess my inability to stay organized for a long period of time.I confess that I do get disappointed with the church more than...
Whoa, if you're anything like me (I'll pray for you) you better get the tissue ready. Talk about Thanksgiving. When I hear children speak like this I am so thankful. I thank God for His promises and for the parents and teachers of the children.This young boy called in to KSBJ a Houston Christian radio station. As I recall this is a pretty good station. Anyways, the link below has the conversation.Niagra Falls baby: Logan Calf Storyhttp://www.ksbj.org/eblogs/morningShow/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/logan-calf-story.mp3After...
In honor of birthdays across the globe, I give you:MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MYFIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICHBORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAMENAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HEBE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPONSEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH...
From the "Save This For a Sermon" file: Road RageA man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping...
I had seen this on several methoblogs and decided to go for it. What has education in America come to? Does this mean I can raise tuiti...
Some helpful advice for anyone looking to become an evil overlord. Number 100 is pretty funny.Peter's Evil Overlord List . Check out Cellblock A and B, too|thanX come to the wate...
On November 2, 2004 Theo van Gogh was brutally murdered on the streets of Amsterdam in broad daylight. His death was in response to a film he helped create months before entitled Submission. It would seem in some ways that Infidel, by Ayaan Hirsi Ali, was written in response to that event—written to those willing to administer death unto others by their own religious convictions because of it, to those who were impacted by it and simply to those who would...
